1.) Pushing your riding toy up to the stove to give you a step up to steal my spatula while I am frying latkes- Not a good idea.
2.) Just because you are using the words excuse me, (excuse me, excuse me exxxcuuuse meeeee mama mom mum Mandy! ) Does not not mean you are using your manners.
3.)Pushing a chair from the dining room to the kitchen pick up sharp knives from the dish rack- Not a good idea.
4.) A full blown, screeching, back arching tantrum is NOT a good color on you.
5.) I'm sorry you don't want to wear socks...but this is Maine. In November.
6.) Bathwater is NOT an acceptable beverage.
7.) Giving loves directly after wacking someone in the head with a toy does not fool your parents.
8.) The soap will NEVER taste good, no matter how many times you try it.
9.) As much as Naked Time is a blast, it doesn't mean it should happen during playdates.
!0.) Coming down the stairs with a big smile and a "I taked a good nap" would be more convincing if you waited longer than five minutes.
This photo is from last spring :)
oh no! How funny. Billy says the dishwasher scene scares him. I REMEMBER scaling the tiny little knifeback ridge sink lip to get to the sugar cerel in the kitchen with Meg. I also remember climbing on top of the fridge and eating elements of Ma and Dad's WEDDING CAKE Ma saved...eek.
ReplyDeleteThis dish washer incident only took seconds to happen...I wonder how long your climbing took!? A Its funny, that you, being the older sibling, was the one being so mischievous:) Vi is always acting like a hall monitor with Forest!
ReplyDeletewell, this dishwasher thing beats you both out, maybe cause we didn't have one when you were that small? and yeah, Nikki, that wedding cake top was VERRRY old, even if it was frozen.
ReplyDeleteI love this!
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